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The interwebz iz a crazy place, and over 20 years of widespread consumer use hasn’t done much to calm it down. Staying safe online requires a suite of automated tools, along with the knowledge of routine technical procedures. One of these tools is a torrent, which is both a file type and a method of transferring files. It may sound confusing, but once you have everything setup, it’s just another way of searching the Internet or browsing through your App and Play stores. How Torrents Work A torrent file has an extension of.torrent and has a small file size.

Contained within it are instructions for a to locate and connect, peer-to-peer, to network users with files or file fragments referenced in the torrent file. If that’s too much technobabble, it means it’s instructions for how to download the file. This differs from normal web downloading in that users, rather than site servers, are actually hosting the files being downloaded. From both a technical and legal standpoint, this means a more secure download, as no single computer gives you the complete file – only a fragment. By taking out the middleman, websites and domain hosts are no longer holding the files, so they’re protected from.gov laws, and both downloaders and uploaders are provided a level of legal anonymity. Are Torrents Anonymous? The short answer is – no.

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They are a step in the right direction though. Using a BitTorrent client provides a stable avenue to share files, but, with trackers being the basis of the technology, anonymity is traded for encryption.

This is why BitCoin was adapted as a relevant currency based off the same P2P concept. So, while torrents themselves aren’t anonymous, TOR and P2P mobile, which are based on the same concept, are much closer. People have come up with protection methods, though, and they’re programs you should be using, regardless of whether or not you’re using torrents.

The first is, which is a user-updated database of known IP addresses from a variety of categories, including law enforcement/government, university, advertiser, data trackers, etc. You can also set which ports to keep open for purposes of gaming, uninhibited web browsing, etc. Just know any open port immediately compromises anonymity. Beyond that, a secure VPN, coupled with a proxy server will protect your network as much as possible without digging into advanced settings. What Can Torrents Be Used For?

Do you remember Napster and MegaUpload? Each was notorious for allowing users to transfer and view any digital file they wanted, which turned out, more often than not, to be copyrighted material, such as Hollywood movies and TV shows, applications and video games for all devices and major consoles, music, and information. Torrents have also been used along with (a plaintext posting service) for important data leaks in the post-Wikileaks era. Anything digital can be transferred from one user (or multiple users, simultaneously) to another using a torrent client. The only limitations are those you place on yourself. Also software giants like Adobe, EA, and Microsoft now offer cloud-based subscription services to thwart unauthorized (free, i.e. Pirated) usage of their software.

Getting involved in torrents now will allow you to build up an offline database of software as we move further into a connected world, fueled by the Internet of Things. Are Torrents Legal? Yes – a file type can’t necessarily be made illegal. It would be like making the.mp3 format illegal. While the gesture would make a statement, we’d simply continue using them for the same reasons they were invented in the first place. This doesn’t mean you’re safe using torrents and mp3’s however you want – usage of files has been determined illegal in various courts around the world.

While a.torrent isn’t illegal, using it to watch the latest episode of Game of Thrones without paying for HBO is. A BitTorrent client won’t get you in trouble, but it’ll give people a reason to look deeper, and it’s also a gateway for intruders to hit your IP. If you’re not tech-savvy, it’s best to ask for assistance before installing and using torrents. How Do I Get Started With Torrents?

To get started, download a BitTorrent client from download.com or your favorite download depot. Many people prefer BitTorrent itself, but I’m more a fan of, as it reminds me of my Limewire and Gnutella days of trading warez. Then download Peerblock for security. Once both programs are installed, simply Google “ torrent” with the blank representing whatever file you’re looking for (i.e. Always Sunny in Philadelphia torrent).

You can also go to any popular torrent site, such as or to search for what you need. Upon locating and downloading the torrent, your BitTorrent client will automatically start and begin downloading the usable file you need. From there, it’s simply a matter of staying within your ISP’s data limits to avoid data charges. After a few months of using torrents to supplement your software library, you should be able to reduce data usage significantly, raising your overall data security. Brian Penny is a former Business Analyst and Operations Manager at Bank of America turned whistleblower, freelance writer, and troll. Penny has been featured on Huffington Post, Lifehack, The Street, Cannabis Now, and Hardcore Games.

“The Axe Murderer” Wins: 35 (25 KO, 3 Tapout, 7 Decision) Losses: 12 Draws: 1 No Contest: 1 Championships: Pride, IVC Class: Middleweight Styles: Muay Thai, Judu, Brazilian jiu-jitsu Country: Brazil Notable Wins: Quinton Jackson (x2), Kazushi Sakuraba, Dan Henderson Best Fight: Wanderlei Silva never really caught fire in his later UFC career, but during his prime in Pride, he was an unstoppable force, driving opponents to the ground with deadly Muay Thai knees and takedowns. Silva is responsible for stopping the momentum of some of MMA’s most legendary fighters, including Quinton “Rampage” Jackson and Kazushi Sakuraba, who he defeated to obtain the Pride Middleweight Championship belt. “The Prodigy” Wins: 16 (7 KO, 6 Tapout, 3 Decision) Losses: 10 Draws: 2 Championships: UFC Lightweight/Welterweight Class: Featherweight/ Welterweight/ Lightweight/ Middleweight Styles: Brazilian jiu-jitsu Country: United States Notable Wins: Matt Hughes (x2), Renzo Gracie, Diego Sanchez Best Fight: BJ Penn is one of the most technically sound fighters to ever grace the UFC octagon. He’s so at ease with the sport that his training montages often showed him surfing, jogging on the beach, and enjoying his native Hawaiian landscape while his opponents trained in Crossfit and Gold gyms around the world. BJ Penn has only bled once, and is best known for dethroning corn-fed farmboy Matt Hughes for the Welterweight championship. “The Iceman” Wins: 21 (13 KO, 1 Tapout, 7 Decision) Losses: 8 Draws: 1 Championships: UFC, IFC, WKA, Class: Light Heavyweight Styles: Kenpo Karate, Koei-Kan Karate, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Wrestling, Kickboxing Country: United States Notable Wins: Wanderlei Silva, Tito Ortiz, Randy Couture, Vitor Belfort Best Fight: Called The Iceman for a reason, nobody throws a meaner punch than Chuck Liddell. This light heavyweight superstar has fought his entire life and dominated the UFC with his striking, wrestling, and ground-and-pound tactics.

Though fights with Ortiz and Couture were the biggest draws of their day, it was his win over Wanderlei Silva that remains the dream match-up of MMA fans in the Americas. “Bones” Wins: 21 (9 KO, 6 Tapout, 6 Decision) Losses: 1 Championships: UFC Light Heavyweight Class: Light Heavyweight Styles: Gaidojutsu, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Country: United States Notable Wins: Rashad Evans, Lyoto Machida, Mauricio Rua Best Fight: UFC 140 vs Machida Few fighters have taken the MMA world by storm like Jon “Bones” Jones. After battling his way through the Light Heavyweight ranks of the UFC, he’s quickly becoming one of the most legendary champions on record. This is despite his current record as youngest UFC champion and longest Light Heavyweight championship defense. Whether on the ground, in the air, or while seated, Jones will get in your head and annihilate you.

“The Natural” Wins: 19 (7 KO, 4 Tapout, 8 Decision) Losses: 11 Championships: UFC Heavyweight (x3), Light Heavyweight (x2), Wrestling Class: Light Heavyweight, Heavyweight Styles: Wrestling, Greco-Roman Wrestling, Boxing Country: United States Notable Wins: Vitor Belfort, Chuck Liddell, Tito Ortiz Best Fight: Sporting an iron jaw bred in the woods of Oregon, Randy Couture is a legendary wrestler who was introduced to MMA by UFC OG (or early adopter, anyway) Don Frye. A throwback to the days of Captain America and Hulk Hogan, Couture’s sparkling Hollywood personality overshadows the brutal precision of his takedown defense, ground game, and punching power. The Natural is one of the UFC Hall of Fame’s most deserving members. Wins: 14 (0 KO, 12 Tapout, 2 Decision) Losses: 2 Draws: 3 Championships: UFC Class: Catchweight, Welterweight Styles: Gracie Jiu-Jitsu Country: Brazil Notable Wins: Ken Shamrock, Dan Severn, Kazushi Sakuraba, Best Fight: The reason MMA is as popular as it is today, Royce Gracie is a master of his family’s Brazilian-based Gracie Jiu-Jitsu. Royce won three of the first four UFC tournaments before headlining the events in grudge matches. It wasn’t until Sakuraba in PRIDE that Gracie finally met defeat, but he avenged that loss after taking down sumo Yokozuna Akebono Taro and being robbed in a fight against UFC’s at-the-time golden boy, Matt Hughes. Still Gracie’s style of Jiu-Jitsu lives on in a variety of fighters, and is still taught to U.S.

Army soldiers in Basic Combat Training to this day. “The Dragon” Wins: 22 (9 KO, 2 Tapout, 11 Decision) Losses: 5 Championships: UFC Class: Light Heavyweight/Middleweight Styles: Shotokan Karate, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Sum, Muay Thai, Wrestling Country: Brazil Notable Wins: BJ Penn, Rashad Evans, Randy Couture Best Fight: Few fighters have made the impact Lyoto Machida has. After Royce Gracie came a slew of wrestlers and ground-and-pounders, relying on brute force and a generic MMA style to rack up wins.

Suddenly Machida appeared on the undercards, wowing fans with a display of pure karate mixed into his standing game, and a solid ground game on top of it. Machida quickly rose through the ranks, dethroning Ultimate Fighter Rashad Evans for the championship before dropping it to Shogun Rua. Still Machida’s unorthodox style remains a force to be reckoned with in the UFC and throughout the MMA leagues. “The Spider” Wins: 34 (20 KO, 6 Tapout, 8 Decision) Losses: 6 Championships: Cage Rage, Shooto, UFC, Pride FC, Class: Middleweight/Light Heavyweight Styles: Boxing, Muay Thai, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Wrestling, Judo, Taekwondo, Capoeira Country: Brazil Notable Wins: Forrest Griffin, Dan Henderson, Rich Franklin, Best Fight: Not only is Anderson Silva the longest reigning champion in UFC history, he’s also a bit of a clown in the ring, likely inspiring Bones Jones’ antics. There’s no denying the skill behind the smiles, though, as Silva took apart everyone in the UFC’s Middleweight division. A broken leg on live TV and rumors of steroid usage during recovery held The Spider back recently, but don’t expect Anderson Silva to be missing from the octagon long. “Rush” Wins: 25 (8 KO, 5 Tapout, 12 Decision) Losses: 2 Championships: UFC (x3) Class: Welterweight Styles: Kyokushin Kaikan, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Gaidojutsu, Shidokan Country: Canada Notable Wins: BJ Penn, Matt Hughes, Nick Diaz, Karo Parisyan Best Fight: GSP is one of the most technical fighters to ever enter the UFC cage.

Only suffering two losses (both of which, he avenged) St. Pierre turned out to be the best Canadian export in sports, confidently retiring with a record that shines in the UFC Hall of Fame. Watching GSP dismantle some of the sports best fighters remains a pleasure to this day. One can only hope we’ll see GSP go the Jay-Z route to come out of retirement for another dream bout. “The Last Emperor” Wins: 34 (10 KO, 16 Tapout, 8 Decision) Losses: 3 No Contest: 1 Championships: PRIDE, RINGS, WAMMA, FIAS, ECSC, RCSNC, Class: Heavyweight Styles: Sambo, Judo Country: Russia Notable Wins: Mark Coleman, Mirko Filipovic, Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira Best Fight: You’ll often hear the term “pound-for-pound” to describe the best fighter.

This is because some guys are amazing fighters, but they’re competing in 140-lb weight classes. Fedor Emelianenko is a different case.

He’s the best fighter in his weight class, which is the heaviest one. This man showed the type of technique, speed, and skill the little guys mentioned above have, but backed by unmatched strength. Though we never got to see him demolish Brock Lesnar, we all know it would’ve gone down, because Fedor Emelianenko is the undisputed king of MMA. Watch out, Putin, cause he’s interested in politics now!

Brian Penny is a former Business Analyst and Operations Manager at Bank of America turned whistleblower, freelance writer, and troll. Penny has been featured on Huffington Post, Lifehack, The Street, Cannabis Now, and Hardcore Games. The interwebz iz good for more than just porn and video games – it can make money too! Think of the web as a giant public space where all types of business goes down. If you’re looking to make some money, the interwebz provide a myriad of ways to get yourself financially solvent. Check out 30 easy ways to make money online, if you know what you’re doing.

Advertising. Amazon Associates is Amazon’s program for bloggers and other webmasters to earn money by placing Amazon links and banners on their site. You can earn residual income through this site – this means even though you’re only receiving 6-10% of each sale, once you build the link, the income is automatic. While advertising is the easiest way to make passive income over the internet, it depends on driving traffic, which means you have to place relevant links. Focus on content you would want to see to convince you to click through, rather than trying to trick site visitors into clicking a link.

If that sounds like too much work, there’s an easy button – Google’s advertising platform is as simple as signing up, enabling (on Blogger) or pasting a small code on your website, and allowing the advertisements to automatically roll in. The problem with this program is that you don’t get any commissions – and you don’t get to control the ad content. Also it doesn’t work with WordPress-hosted sites, although you can use it with a Worpress site hosted on another server. This is useful for some, but powerful users will want something a little more robust. Another great affiliate option outside of Amazon is offered by Rakuten. Each advertiser has their own terms and conditions for applying along with commission structures.

All are routed through one simple interface. Through Rakuten, you can advertise iTunes, Starbucks, The Honest Company, and other vendors that offer products and services outside Amazon. Linking directly to these sites can also assist your site ranking, in addition to passive income. Company Referral Programs I often attend trade shows and deal with PR companies.

They all want their products and brands advertised on the mainstream and high-traffic media companies I work with. While I maintain journalistic integrity for sites I’m paid to write for, others want free content from me, so I make money side hustling links and obtaining review units to write about. Not only does this boost income, it gets me free or discounted products. Don’t be afraid to reach out to brands to communicate your needs and offer services.

Klout is a San Francisco-based startup that rewards social media influencers with free samples and other giveaways. While the majority of Klout’s offerings are promotional samples, there are occasional gems being offered, so if you’re already spending all your time on social media, you may as well be compensated for it. Think of it as a social media rewards program. Sales. EBay is the premiere internet auction site, spawning PayPal along with a slew of imitators and haters. Instead of holding a garage/yard sale, where you have to make signs, advertise in the paper, and get up early in the morning to haggle with yokels over how many Star Wars collector cups $5 buys, you can create an auction, set bid and reserve prices, and mail boxes off at your convenience. Amazon is constantly trying to compete with EBay, so it’s no surprise their marketplace allows independent sellers to offer new and used goods.

Other than site branding, there’s very little difference between the two sites, aside from EBay allowing obscure items with no SKU and Amazon allowing the sale of ebooks and other digital content. App and Play Stores Musicians and other audio/videophiles can create podcasts and other media to sell through the App and Play stores. Even programmers can make apps and games, although the App store is a bit more difficult to get listed, and you’ll be competing with tens of thousands of similar products, so marketing is the ultimate key to making money – these stores simply provide a marketplace. When I was a kid, we advertised everything in the Classified section in the back of the newspaper.

Now people under the age of 40 only know of newspapers from their parents or vague memories from childhood. These days, we post classified ads on Craigslist, a localized posting board where you can find a job, offer services, find a job, or sell any of your old junk. Like classified ads before them, Craigslist is the subject of a variety of paranoid (often untrue or exaggerated) stories of people being killed, kidnapped, raped, etc. Via Craigslist. While this can and does happen, the site is far from the only culprit.

Common sense will save you in a variety of situations, so don’t use any site blindly – if a deal sounds too good to be true, it probably is. If you’re crafty, try selling crafts on Etsy. Handcrafted items are the bread and butter here. Plenty of people make good side money on the site, which is basically an EBay for crafters and artists. Set up a sellers account with Etsy, and you’ll be asked to set up your virtual storefront and put up at least 5 goods for sale.

Once you have this initial process done, you’ll be ready to sell to anyone. Once you have this down, you’ll be a budding Etsy entrepreneur. Provide great quality to your customers, and they’ll often return. Many people are willing to pay a premium for quality handmade designs. Etsy (like EBay and Amazon) takes a cut off the top for selling items through their site. PayPal takes another cut, and you have to be careful with taxes on all income, so be diligent while building your online business. Services.

Website Building The interwebz iz filled with two kinds of people – content creators and service providers. The barrier to entry for service providers is financially impossible to overcome individually, so focus on creating content. In order to do this, you need a website.

In order to build a website, you need a host (i.e ), a template (i.e ), and content. The first two parts are easy to find, and content is only as difficult as you make it.

You can post blogs, items for sale, pictures, videos, or whatever you want. Opening up your own website gives you the potential to make money from the avenues I’m going to mention. Once you get used to designing websites and driving traffic to them, you can start charging others to build and maintain a website. Some small businesses only want basic sites that will require a one-time fee, while others are web-savvy and will pay a subscription fee for you to maintain the site. SEO and Content Marketing Any time you type a keyword into a search engine and press Enter, you’re presented with a list of (often millions of) results. The order of this list is carefully determined by a variety of search algorithms developed and maintained by the search engine company. Optimizing your site for all search engines increases visibility, so learning the secrets of Search-Engine Optimization and Content Marketing is essential.

Once you have these skills, you can begin finding clients to offer marketing services, which can carry monthly subscription fees of hundreds to hundreds of thousands of dollars. These projects take a lot more work than you think, though, so be prepared to spend 20-hour days placing relevant anchor links and building traffic to show results. Buying/Selling Social Media Accounts Whether you’re on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, or whatever other platform, it’s all social media, and both brands and advertisers are aware these services have our attention. This is why services exist to pay users to advertise, buy/sell accounts, and buy/sell followers.

Often these services are against the site’s terms and conditions, so be sure you’re dealing with a reputable company that won’t get you banned. I make most of my income blogging. This includes finding pictures, coming up with content, building links, formatting posts, etc. It’s a full-time job in and of itself, but over time, it pays off. If you want to start blogging, sign up with Blogger, WordPress, Tumblr, or Joombla, and get started.

Tumblr is more of an advertising platform for blogging, but all exposure is good. Monetizing a blog involves the residual affiliate advertising methods described above, along with obtaining payments for blogging. My clients include media outlets, ghostwriting clients, and more.

Sometimes I pitch stories (Like my ), and other times they’re assigned to me (like my original ). Either way, being paid to write is my ultimate goal, and it beats flipping burgers or hustling on the corner. YouTube For more visual artists, YouTube provides a great platform to make money generating traffic to videos. A variety of Internet stars have been birthed on Google’s YouTube service, which focuses on user-created content to stay alive. However many of them are rushing to reroute traffic to their own personal sites to regain control over their income as YouTube continues to tighten its terms and conditions. Side Hustles. Porn Probably not your first choice to make money, there’s no denying porn is the largest traffic driver on the internet.

If you’re a female, you can make money getting naked online, although your content will likely be stolen and advertised better than you’re doing. A variety of Internet porn stars make decent money off subscriptions and by posting their Amazon wish list in public (lonely guys will do anything for attention). During my school years, I supported myself trading bootleg movies, TV seasons, albums, and software.

By simply installing thousands of dollars of software on a cheap computer, tablet, or phone, you can instantly raise its value. Look for high-value stuff like pro audio/video/photo editing programs, emulators and roms, web design software, and new release movies (skip cams). With a printer and Lightscribe burner, you can create any DVD, game, or Blu-Ray you want to sell. If you haven’t seen South Park’s episode about Kickstarter and Washington Redskins Go Fuck Yourself, you’re missing out. Crowdfunding is a popular way for startups and entrepreneurs to raise money for projects though. Be prepared to provide some graphs, stats, and proof of concept, but if you have a great idea for an invention or service, Kickstarter can get it off the ground in no time. Extreme Couponing I used to have a newspaper delivery route as a kid.

Every Sunday and Tuesday, the paper included a variety of coupons and advertisements, as the editions were distributed to a wider audience. We often provided free copies to everyone in the neighborhood.

Before delivering the papers, however, I made sure to search through it for any valuable coupons. Extreme couponers take this concept to the extreme.

Once you get started searching for freebies, free samples, and store coupons, you’ll find a variety of apps and sites all helping you do the same thing – stock up on coupons, watch sales cycles, and buy in bulk to beat the system and pay pennies (or even get paid) for the food, hygiene items, and cleaning supplies you buy and use all the time. Although Wikipedia is a non-profit reference site, it’s also one of the most heavily trafficked sites online, so everyone wants to be on it. It’s not difficult to find companies and other interests looking for Wikipedia editors. Create a profile and start editing all those articles you complain are inaccurate.

Not only will you be maintaining the integrity of the site, you’re building your portfolio so you can apply for jobs editing Wikipedia. Like Wikipedia, many brands and companies will pay you for Yelp reviews, but only if you have a valid account that’s actively used. Keep up with reviewing places you go on any service (TripAdvisor, Foursquare, etc.) and you’ll be available to make a quick $15-50 just for posting a 100-300 word review about a company. I like to keep multiple accounts on every social media account in order to continue taking these types of jobs while maintaining the integrity of my personal online brand. 20/20 Surveys Despite having the capability to monitor our every thought and desire online, some companies still like to ask us what we think.

A variety of companies offer marketing surveys, but most are a scam. 20/20 offers panels for a variety of clients and is consistent with pay and participant selection. It’s possible to make $100 or more for qualifying for certain surveys targeting specific demographics. Sign up for their alerts to be notified whenever you may qualify for a new survey. Sweepstakes Another seemingly dark corner of the Interwebz is sweepstakes.

Don’t ever click on a banner ad claiming you won something, but legitimate brands you use and stores you shop at often offer legitimate sweepstakes with low entry counts because everyone assumes it’s a waste of time. Follow every brand on Facebook, visit their websites, and check weekly ads to know who’s offering which sweepstakes. So long as you’re not paying for entry, you’re not wasting time trying for something free.

Darknet Digital contraband is aplenty on The Pirate Bay, but for physical contraband, you have to log into the Darknet. I’ve discussed the Deep Web and Darknet in-depth throughout my blogs, so if you’re unaware of it, check them out. Once you’re in, you’ll be able to buy and sell anything you want around the world. Ran out of cans to recycle and items to sell in a garage sale? Sell your organs, children, drugs, or more on the Darknet.

Employment Opportunities. Fiverr A website built off the old TV commercial jingle, “What would you do for a Klondike bar,” Fiverr is where you offer to perform a variety of silly pet tricks or services for $5. It takes time to build your reputation, and, like everywhere visual online, your odds increase if you’re a broad, but money can be made for simple tasks, such as posting a pic on your social media account holding a sign for someone’s brand for a viral marketing campaign. Amazon’s Mechanical Turk program is a great place to get involved in crowdsourcing (not to be confused with crowdfunding). After linking your Amazon account, you’ll perform a variety of micro-tasks for pennies. It doesn’t sound like much, but most tasks only take a few seconds to perform, so it’s possible to earn $5-10+ per hour on the site. You can look forward to data entry, clicking links, rating pics, describing porn clips, and more.

I like to work on Mturk while mindlessly watching TV or killing time in the library in between assignments. is the place for experienced nannies and other caregivers to make money peddling their services. By listing yourself on the Craigslist of Childcare, you widen your brand’s exposure and increase your odds of finding a gig. You can be pickier with what kids you watch when you have the reputation and traffic to pull in more customers.

Join and start making money by investing in the future of our youth. Maybe what you need is a job. It doesn’t matter which job search site you prefer using (even Craigslist) – Indeed tracks them all, and then some. You can find jobs posted on company websites, through temp agencies, and more at Indeed. If money is something you really need, Indeed is most definitely the place you want to visit to browse career opportunities. Where Indeed excels at finding job postings across the web and acting as a search crawler for employment, maybe a full-fledged career is too big of a commitment at this point in your life.

Elance is a site to find freelance work of all types. I’ve used it for quick writing, editing, copywriting, resume building, and other odd jobs and temp gigs. The experience has been great. Elance offers a wide array of technical, data entry, accounting, and other freelance and temp gigs. If you’re just looking for something short and sweet, log in, input and showcase your marketable skills, and begin searching through their job database, using any parameters you desire.

Once you submit a bid, you’ll receive an acceptance or denial – you may get a few rejections, but don’t sweat it. Negotiate the terms of your bid, and get to work. You have money to make.

LinkedIn is a social media site for professionals. This isn’t a direct way to make money, but it’s a great way to connect to your current and potential peers, customers, clients, vendors, and more here. You’ll build a reputation and get in the loop on important developments in your chosen career path and/or industry. One day an old college buddy may hit you up for a dream job you never considered at the exact moment you are looking for a new vocation. Whether you like it or not, keeping your LinkedIn profile current is a great way to get surprised with new work opportunities out the blue. And as a bonus 31. Lyft/Uber Have a car, truck, van, or bus?

You can start your own taxi service. Instead of using a cab company, which is prohibited from certain practices, you can be just another Lyft or Uber driver charging fares per person, driving drivers’ unions up the wall faster than you can make $1000 pimping your ride out. Brian Penny is a former Business Analyst and Operations Manager at Bank of America turned whistleblower, troll, and writer. Penny has been featured on Main Street, Cannabis Now, Hardcore Droid, and The Huffington Post. Let’s be honest with ourselvesWhat made so funny was George Costanza’s reactions to being the constant victim of the Larry David Effect.

David continues this streak of bad luck in Curb, a show about the antics of the man who got rich off creating the show about nothing. The supporting cast and guest stars, ranging from the cast of Seinfeld to Mel Brooks and Wanda Sykes, superbly set up hilarious scenarios in which Larry’s character (a fictionalized version of himself) can get into awkward social situations. What started off as a generic Weekend Update ripoff quickly evolved into one of cable television’s most informative and entertaining source of political commentary. Jon Stewart’s deadpan humor, mixed with a staff of comedic “journalists” manages to compete with the comedy of late night talk shows and the integrity of investigative journalism of news channels. Stewart’s unabashed approach to the news has made him a pop cultural media icon, able to compete with the likes of Howard Stern, Kurt Loder, and Bill O’Reilly. Spent so long on TV that it was only a matter of time before it got parodied.

The cast of MTV’s infamous sketch show runs loose in this mockumentary about the most incompetent police force this side of and the LAPD. Just when you think you’ve seen these cops hit as low as they can possibly go, they’re daring a kid to jump a bicycle over the gap between 2 buildings. This is the show that inspired me to come to work one day dressed up as a Reno 911!

Version of our building’s security guards, complete with mustache, chewing gum, and Daisy Dukes. Unless you spent the last 24 years living under a rock in a cave on Mars facing backward with your hands over your ears, your eyes closed, and humming, there’s a good chance you’ve heard of The Simpsons. It’s the longest running sitcom in history, inspiring a barrage of media, music, games, merchandise, and imitators. (Castellaneta) is TV’s most relatable character. The theme song is iconic. The show may not be what it once was, but there are few shows that have touched as many people as The Simpsons. Best Episode: The best Simpsons seasons are 3-9, and this is the single greatest episode of any TV show in history.

Filled with pop culture references galore, this is the quintessential story of labor unions, worker’s rights, and corporate corruption as Homer ignites a labor strike against the nuclear (pronounced nu-cu-ler) power plant in order to provide his daughter Lisa (Yeardley Smith) with an adequate dental plan, while she plays the guitar and soulfully sings, “They have the plantbut we have the power.”. The Bluth family was a bit too intelligent for audiences during its initial run. After a few years of topping DVD sales and Netflix charts worldwide, the show was brought back for a fourth season, becoming the second ever Netflix original show (after ). Arrested is packed with witty banter, inside jokes, family drama, and some of the most hilarious situational humor. Grab a banana and some candy beans, pull up a hand chair, and prepare your own chicken dance, because as Michael (Bateman) always says, the most important thing is breakfastor familyor whatever.

Everyone knows who Tre Parker and Matt Stone are now. South Park is the reason why.

In fact, it’s the reason Comedy Central still exists. This show about four Colorado kids weaves back and forth between satire and cartoony mayhem. There’s no issue these guys won’t touch. No celebrity is safe. No belief is sacred.

These guys have roasted every institution known to man. The show fell off for a few years, but the last 4 seasons have been pure gold.

Cartman is hands-down the best character in television history. Hearthstone is becoming one of my favorite games at the moment, since I’m stuck with free-to-play games until I get back on my feet. Unlike World of Warcraft, where I favored a Rogue and Shaman, in Hearthstone, I’ve been rolling Priest and Paladin. Here’s one of my current Pally deck builds. 1 Blessing of Wisdom (x2) Costing only one gem (thus able to play on the first hand), Blessing of Wisdom draws a card every time the selected minion attacks. The minion doesn’t have to be on your side, either. I keep two of these in my decks at all times, as they turn out to be quite useful.

No matter how early an opponent plays a card I can’t beat, I can always bless them and bulk up my hand a bit. Blessing of Wisdom is a game-changing card that can quickly turn the tide of any match.

1 Eye for an Eye A secret, Eye for an Eye ensures whenever your hero takes damage, the enemy hero takes equal damage. While this card is never wasted, it’s always nice when you can slip it into a crucial moment to make your opponent kill themselves on accident. Either way, a selection of secrets gives your Pally a variety of attack positions.

Try to keep a minion, weapon, and secret on the board as often as possible to keep your opponent off-balance. 1 Noble Sacrifice In some deck builds, I keep two Noble Sacrifice cards on hand, as I find them very useful. It reroutes the next incoming attack to a 2/1 Defender. Hearthstone‘s programming tends to distribute decks evenly, but a well-placed Noble Sacrifice (especially a second one) can really throw off your opponent’s game. I love pairing this card with Redemption to keep the Defender on the board, again throwing the enemy off their game plan and gaining control of the table. 1 Redemption Redemption can rez any minion that dies while the Secret is active. The minion only gets 1 health, but it can be useful in throwing off a plan of attack, especially when used in conjunction with a high-damage minion or with Noble Sacrifice, as described above.

Silver Hand Recruits seem to be unaffected by the Secret at this time, as are minions that die from your attack. 1 Repentance It takes some time to master when to play Repentance.

It changes the health of a minion your opponent summons to 1, which is very useful against high-health minions, especially during end-game. Repentance should be used when you have a feeling your opponent is about to play something big. The minion will be reduced to a state even a lowly Silverhand Recruit can handle. 1 Clockwork Gnome One of my favorite starter cards is Clockwork Gnome.

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From the Gnomes and Goblins expansion, this 1/1 Mech minion adds a random one-cost spell to your hand. The spells tend to complement your opponent’s deck more than your own, although I do find them useful. In addition, Clockwork Gnome aggros Silence, which is great to have in a 1/1 card, weakening your opponent’s hand for later strong minions. 1 Secretkeeper A Secretkeeper is a must-have for any Paladin deck build, as it only costs 1 gem and can be easily upgraded to be deadly. It’s prone to silence, so be careful stacking spells on a Secretkeeper before it’s ready to attack, as you’ll likely find yourself pouring too many resources into a doomed minion (think of it as investing in penny stocks). 2 Holy Light Some will argue you can’t have too many healing spells with a Paladin, but I disagree.

I only keep one Holy Light on me at any given time. Any hardcore Blizzard fan knows DPS is a science – healing is an art, and I’m a minimalist artist. Having a quick +6 health in your hand gives you confidence to take some hits with your hero and get him into the battlefield. 2 Annoy-o-Tron Taunt and Divine Shield make Annoy-o-Tron a favorite tank of mine.

In a Pally Deck, it can easily be upgraded to become deadly if not handled properly. Pallies excel at tanking and healing in WoW raids – keep this in mind when building your Paladin Hearthstone deck.

A variety of spells can be juggled to keep Annoy-o-Tron on the board beyond multiple strong attacks, so don’t be afraid to put some energy into protecting this tiny tank. 2 Argent Protector This 2/2 minion grants a friendly minion Divine Shield. It’s a fun card to play after your opponent breaks your tank’s Divine Shield to keep it on the table longer. The downside to this minion is a bad shuffle could find you in a position where it’s your only minion to play for the first three hands, but hold out until at least a Silverhand Recruit is available. An Argent Protector can also change the tide of an end-game battle. 2 Haunted Creeper My strategy with a Paladin is to always keep minions, weapons, and Secrets on the board.

From the Naxxramas story quests, Haunted Creeper has a Deathrattle that summons two 1/1 spiders, which (sucks for Hunters, but Pallies don’t care) aren’t beasts. Any time I have more than two minions on the table, I throw down either a Haunted Creeper or Nerubian Egg to insure myself against AOE attacks. 2 Nerubian Egg My strategy with a Paladin is to always keep minions, weapons, and Secrets on the board. From the Naxxramas story quests, Nerubian Egg has a Deathrattle that summons a 4/4 minion.

Any time I have more than two minions on the table, I throw down either a Haunted Creeper or Nerubian Egg to insure myself against AOE attacks. This card tends to last long on the table. 3 Sword of Justice An Epic card, Sword of Justice is a 1/5 weapon that grants +1/+1 to any friendly summoned minion at a cost of 1 Durability. Your Hero Power now plays a 2/2 Silverhand Recruit. I often find myself lucky to have this in my hand with Muster for Battle, which I’ll play when I have only 3 Durability left.

Each summoned Silverhand Recruit will drain the Sword of Justice prior to arming you with a Light’s Justice weapon. 3 Divine Favor A Rare card, Divine Favor draws cards until you have as many in your hand as your opponent. I blow through cards with this Pally build, so I’m always looking to empty my hand and fill up to match my opponent with Divine Favor. Experienced players are savvy to this trick and try to undercut my card count, which is when Blessing of Wisdom comes in handy. Either way they choose to play, I can exaggerate it to take control. 3 Muster for Battle A handy card to have, Muster for Battle summons three 1/1 Silverhand Recruits and grants your hero a 1/3 weapon.

This has a similar effect to a Hunter’s Summon the Hounds card, although your minions won’t have Charge. When paired with Sword of Justice, this card can truly overwhelm an opponent early game. 3 Aldor Peacekeeper The Aldor Peacekeeper is a Paladin-specific card that changes the attack of any enemy minion you select to 1. I find this card indispensable in matches against a variety of classes, as they prep their end-game minions with double-digit and/or one-shot attack capability. Aldor Peacekeeper is best saved for end-game, so I discard it from my initial hand when possible. 3 Demolisher A simple, but deadly, classic, the Rare Demolisher deals 2 damage to a random enemy at the start of every turn. Most often than not, I use this card to draw aggro away from a more valuable minion (i.e.

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A 1/1 Secretkeeper with 2-3 Secrets in hand). If left on the board, the DPS of this card keeps your opponent busy while you plan a bigger attack. 3 Illuminator A great Pally healing option is Illuminator, which restores 4 health to your hero at the end of every turn in which you control a Secret. I don’t often get Illuminator and Secretkeeper close enough together to play them together, but they are a great combo when I do.

Keeping a tank on the board maximizes the effectiveness of the Illuminator. 3 Scarlet Purifier I find Scarlet Purifier to be a great utility card. When my opponent has a Deathrattle-heavy hand, I’ll use it to clear his side of the board.

Otherwise, It’s useful for activating my spiders against opponents taking advantage of their low (and non-existent) attack power. Scarlet Purifier saved my butt on more than one occasion, so I equip the card often.

4 Truesilver Champion (x2) My favorite Pally weapon is the Truesilver Champion, which heals your hero for +2, then deals 4 damage to whomever he attacks. This order is important, so try not to attack when you already have full health, unless you really need the +4 attack power.

I keep two Truesilver Champions in my deck to ensure I can always heal and deal respectable damage in a pinch. 4 Blessing of Kings Anytime a minion is left on the board after turn three (or two, with a Mana Crystal), it’s a contender to receive +4/+4 from Blessing of Kings.

Be careful when blessing a minion, as it will draw instant aggro, and several heroes will one-shot the minion. Whenever possible, bless an active minion. 4 Consecration Consecration is another Paladin card I never approach the Hearthstone table without. An area-of-effect attack that deals 2 damage to all enemies (including the enemy hero), Consecration can clear the other side’s army of low-health minions, making mid-range ones accessible to your low-level minions. Just like in WoW, never duel without hitting Consecration, especially against Rogues. 4 Hammer of Wrath Deal three damage and draw a card. Although not quite as useful as a minion of the same effect, I find the Hammer of Wrath useful in keeping me in the game, regardless of whether I’m ahead or behind.

This spell becomes especially useful (like Consecration) when paired with a minion that increases spell damage, although I didn’t include one in this deck. 4 Defender of Argus After turn 4, Defender of Argus can grant +1/+1 and Taunt to the minions on either side of it.

This can strengthen your line or pull at least one (if not more) minion out of range of your opponent’s DPS capability. DoA is also useful when protecting a healing minion or reinvigorating a silenced Tank. At 4 attack, Defender of Argus is also great against Priests, who can one-shot anything above 5 or below 3. 5 Captain Greenskin The Legendary Captain Greenskin is a necessity for any weapons-heavy deck (i.e Pally, Rogue, and Warrior builds). In addition to being a 5/4 minion, he also adds +1/+1 to your weapon. The effect doesn’t increase the Truesilver Champion’s healing, but it’s still useful when used on any weapon, although I avoid using it on Light’s Justice whenever possible. 5 Faceless Manipulator An epic card with an epic power, the Faceless Manipulator can become any card on the table, complete with all powers, Deathrattle, etc.

It doesn’t trigger Battlecry, however the effects can be confusing for your opponent sometimes. For example, if I give an opposing minion Blessing of Wisdom, then mimic it with Faceless Manipulator, both cards generate card draws for me, not the corresponding “opposing player.” 7 Guardian of Kings Another great option to both heal your hero and add a deadly minion to your side of the Hearthstone table, Guardian of Kings is a decent end-game Pally minion. At 5/6, it can quickly be upgraded if not destroyed by the initial aggro it pulls. The Guardian of Kings can be replaced with a second healing spell, but there aren’t many free healing minions available to the Pally that can beat it. 8 Tirion Fordring The Legendary Tirion Fordring is everything you want a Pally minion to be – it has Taunt and Divine Shield, a Deathrattle that equips your hero with a 5/3 weapon, and is 6/6 to boot. If not immediately silenced or destroyed, it can be a good idea to use a Faceless Manipulator on Tirion if your opponent’s deck only contains low-cost minions.